{"id":1026288,"date":"2026-06-07T12:32:26","date_gmt":"2026-06-07T09:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rri.ro\/?p=1026288"},"modified":"2026-06-07T12:48:34","modified_gmt":"2026-06-07T09:48:34","slug":"un-anvet-bagat-tu-practichii-ica-avucatlu-si-huryeatlu-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rri.ro\/ro_ar\/teatru-armanescu\/umor-armanesc\/un-anvet-bagat-tu-practichii-ica-avucatlu-si-huryeatlu-4-id1026288.html","title":{"rendered":"Un anve\u0163 b\u00e2gat tu practichii ic\u0103 avucatlu \u015fi huryeatlu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"300\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" allow=\"autoplay\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/1939614539&#038;color=%23ff5500&#038;auto_play=false&#038;hide_related=false&#038;show_comments=true&#038;show_user=true&#038;show_reposts=false&#038;show_teaser=true&#038;visual=true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/radioromaniainternational\" title=\"RadioRomaniaInternational\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\" \n\n\n\n\nHURYEATLU: Bun\u00e2-\u0163 oara, doamne avucate!\n\nAVUCATLU : Ghini vini\u015fi, oaspe! Tri \u0163i \u0163\u00e2 easti vinita?\n\nHURYEATLU : Vi\u0144 , doamne avucate, s-\u0163\u00e2 caftu un \u00e2nve\u0163.\n\nAVUCATLU : Multu ghini, fratili-a meu! Tri \u0163i luyurie?\n\nHURYEATLU : Ia, Mislu al Rom mi \u00e2mprumut\u0103 cu patru liri. Aoaltadz, tri sumedru s-fea\u0163i anlu di c\u00e2ndu mi mprumut\u0103 \u015fi-\u0144i c\u00e2ft\u0103 dgheafur tri a\u0163el\u2019i p\u00e2radz. \u0162i s-fac eu, m\u00e2ratlu? Suflitlu va s-\u0144i scoat\u00e2.\n\nAVUCATLU : C\u00e2\u0163e nu-l\u2019i p\u00e2lte\u015fti, moi cri\u015ftine? Cara l\u2019iai p\u00e2radz, cu dgheafur lipsea\u015fti s-p\u00e2lte\u015fti. A\u015fi-i \u00e2ndreptu.\n\nHURYEATLU : A\u015fi-i, doamne, ma nu-am cu \u0163i s-p\u00e2ltescu.\n\nAVUCATLU : Ia d\u00e2-\u0144i s-u ved cartea!\n\nHURYEATLU :\u0162i carti, doamne?\n\nAVUCATLU : Lig\u00e2tura, cunduratea \u0163i-ai fapt\u00e2 cu Rom c\u00e2ndu li loa\u015fi lirili.\n\nHURYEATLU : Cunduratea, io nu adrai v\u00e2rn\u00e2 lig\u00e2tur\u00e2 cu Rom, io nu-am v\u00e2rn\u00e2 carti.\n\nAVUCATLU : Multu ghini. Ma, cara nu-ai ahtari carti, c\u00e2ndu va s-vrei tini, atum\u0163ea, s\u00e2-l\u2019i p\u00e2lte\u015fti p\u00e2radzl\u2019i \u0163i l\u2019i-ai tri dari. Avdz\u00e2\u015fi, ma nu avdz\u00e2\u015fi?\n\nHURYEATLU : Cum? s-poati lucurlu aestu?\n\nAVUCATLU : Cum \u0163\u00e2 dz\u00e2c, a\u015fi easti. Bag\u00e2-u c\u00e2ciula str\u00e2mb\u00e2!\n\nHURYEATLU : Cum, doamne, c\u00e2ndu un om easti ligat cu carti, cu lai pi-alb\u00e2, cara s-va poati s-nu-sh p\u00e2lteasc\u00e2 borgea?\n\nAVUCATLU : Poati multu ghini s-nu p\u00e2lteasc\u00e2, ma \u015f-easti c\u00e2 ari inim\u00e2 urut\u00e2.\n\nHURYEATLU : \u015eedz cu s\u00e2n\u00e2tati, domnu avucat, s\u00e2-\u0144i b\u00e2nedz pri a\u0163ea \u0163i \u0144i-ai spus\u00e2.\n\nAVUCATLU : \u015eedz cu s\u00e2n\u00e2tati, \u00e2\u0144i dz\u00e2ts? Ma ti-ag\u00e2r\u015fi\u015fi c\u0103 \u00e2nve\u0163lu nu s-da f\u00e2r\u00e2 di arucuto\u015fi?\n\nHURYEATLU : \u0162i arucuto\u015fi, doamne?\n\nAVUCATLU : Lipsea\u015fti s\u00e2-\u0144i dai dza\u0163i gro\u015fi, c\u0103 ti nvi\u0163ai di asc\u00e2pa\u015fi patru liri.\n\nHURYEATLU : Cum, doamne, ai \u00e2ndreptu s-l\u2019iai di la mini dza\u0163i gro\u015fi?\n\nAVUCATLU : Nic\u00e2 \u00e2ntribari \u0163\u00e2 lipsea\u015fti?\n\nHURYEATLU : Ai v\u00e2rn\u00e2 carti, di m\u00e2na a mea, c\u0103 \u0163-am ti dari \u0163in\u0163i p\u00e2radz?\n\nAVUCATLU : Nu.\n\nHURYEATLU : Atum\u0163ea, dup\u00e2 cari nom \u00e2\u0144i caf\u021b\u00e2 p\u00e2radz? Cum, a\u015fi-i luyuria, s-c\u00e2ft\u0103m p\u00e2radz f\u00e2r\u2019 di nom? Tini, doamne, ca avucat, nu cuno\u015fti nomlu, barim c\u00e2t ti-ah\u00e2t? \u00c2\u0144i pari- ar\u00e2u!\n\nAVUCATLU : Cum, moi huryeate, tini va s-\u0144i aspu\u0144i a \u0144ia nomlu? Pri \u0163i minti ti-afli, m\u00e2rate, ca s-nu-\u0144i p\u00e2lte\u015fti \u00e2ndreptul a meu?\n\nHURYEATLU : Ursea, doamne, \u015fi d\u0103-mi tru giude\u0163, s-easti c\u0103 \u0163-am \u0163iva tri dari. Ma multu cu tini nu am zbor.\n\nAVUCATLU : Ma nu \u0163\u00e2 dz\u00e2\u015fi tr\u00e2 mini ca s-nu-\u0144i p\u00e2lte\u015fti. Mutrea ghini, c\u0103 am\u00e2rtii fa\u0163 cum ti por\u0163\u00e2 cu mini. Multu ar\u0103u fa\u0163, moi cri\u015ftine!\n\nHURYEATLU : Ca s-nu-l\u2019i p\u00e2ltescu al Misu al Rom, ni am\u00e2rtii, ni ar\u0103u easti. Am tini, nu e\u015fti om ca n\u00e2s? Di iu aest\u00e2 \u00e2ndriptati?!\n\nAVUCATLU : P\u00e2ltea-\u0144i, c\u0103 tini \u015ftii dipreapoia!\n\nHURYEATLU : Nu ti-aprindi, doamne, c\u0103 nu mi-aspar di m\u00e2\u0144il\u2019i a tali. Li vedz bra\u0163\u00e2li a meali di huryeat? S-nu ti anv\u00e2rligheadz\u00e2 n\u00e2si, c va \u0163\u00e2 c\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2neasc\u00e2 oasili.\n\nAVUCATLU : S\u00e2-\u0144i dai \u00e2ndreptu a meu, \u0163\u00e2 dz\u00e2c!\n\nHURYEATLU : Va s-\u0163\u00e2 p\u00e2ltescu-a \u0163\u00e2ia, c\u00e2ndu va-l\u2019i p\u00e2ltescu \u015f-al Misu al Rom. \u015eedz cu s\u00e2n\u00e2tati, doamne avucate!\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":187,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48234],"tags":[],"coauthors":[116465],"class_list":["post-1026288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-armanesc"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Un anve\u0163 b\u00e2gat tu practichii ic\u0103 avucatlu \u015fi huryeatlu - 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