SECTA A MUL\u2019ERILOR
\ndup\u0103 Aristofan
\nAndridzeari ti scen\u0103 : Toma Enache
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\nPERSONAJELE:
\nSTREPSIADE
\nSOCRATE
\nFIDIPIDE
\nRA\u0162IONAMENTUL DREPT
\nRA\u0162IONAMENTUL NEDREPT
\nDISCIPOLUL
\nAMINIAS
\nPASIAS
\nCORLU A NIORILOR
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\nProiec\u0163ie — curse cai
\nC\u00e2ntec — Bregovici, concurs cai cu actori, pariuri.
\nC\u00e2ntec — Banii vorbesc.
\nC\u00e2ntec de leag\u0103n.
\nAdz\u00e2 vru\u0163 mutritori vrem s-v\u00e2 spunem f\u00e2r\u00e2 di alt\u00e2 \u0163iva dealihea. \u015ei tut dealihea easti c\u0103 noi v\u00e2 pistipsim un public pr\u00e2xitu. Minduim c\u0103 aest\u00e2 pies\u00e2 easti comedia naima bun\u00e2 al Aristofan \u015fi vrum tora ti prota oar\u00e2, s-v\u00e2 h\u00e2rsi\u0163 di aest\u00e2 mu\u015futea\u0163\u00e2 \u015fi maca va s-him giudica\u0163, \u0163i cara c\u0103 nu lipsea\u015fti s-u f\u00e2\u0163e\u0163, nu va v\u00e2 afl\u0103m c\u00e2bati a voau\u00e2 \u0163i vinit cu mirachi aoa la teatru \u015fi ti cari noi n\u00e2 alumt\u0103m. Avem n\u00e2dii c\u0103 a\u0163ei \u0163i va s-giudic\u00e2 cu suflitlu \u015fi cu inima aest\u00e2 pies\u00e2 \u015fi suntu aoa\u0163i oamin\u2019i dinintea a curi easti un\u00e2 mirachi s-azbur\u0103\u015fti \u015fi s-hii ascultat, ama tu \u0163i mutrea\u015fti lucurlu a nostru maca va v\u00e2 aib\u00e2 hari piesa \u015fi angucerli ditu ea s\u00e2 \u015fti\u0163 c\u0103 de-aoa \u015fi ninti tu\u0163 va s-dz\u00e2c\u00e2 ti voi c\u0103 hi\u0163 oamin\u2019i multu mintimen\u2019i.
\nSe deschide cortul, doarme Fidipide.
\nStrepsiade: Ca vai di mini! M\u00e2rat di mini, nu-am adyi s-dorm di ah\u00e2nti h\u0103rgi ti cali a lui. \u0162i zori veadi elu! Anc\u00e2laru tut\u00e2 dzuua, c\u00e2t\u00e2-n clo c\u00e2t\u00e2-n coa \u015fi-anyiseadz\u00e2 ma\u015f cali. C\u00e2\u0163e am ah\u00e2nti borgi mini \u015fi \u0163i feciu di h\u00e2rgiuii ah\u00e2n\u0163 p\u00e2radz?
\nFidipide (tu somnu): \u0162i aladz cu ar\u00e2deri \u015fi nu \u0163\u00e2n\u2019i calea ta andreapt\u00e2? (nechezat)
\nStrepsiade: Ia, arujea\u015fti. Te-a\u0163ea li trag ah\u00e2nti c\u00e2ti tragu! C\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2ndu doarmi elu anyiseadz\u00e2 ma\u015f curse \u015fi cal\u2019i.
\nFidipide (tut anyis\u00e2ndalui): C\u00e2\u0163e ti anv\u00e2rlighedz cu calu a\u015fi?
\nStrepsiade: Ah \u0163i soi mi anv\u00e2rlighedz \u015fi pi mini, cu-al\u00e2g\u0103rli a tali. E, la cari altu am borgi mini, afar di Pasias? Trei suti am ti dari al Aminias, ti scamnu, ti caro\u0163\u00e2 \u015fi ti f\u00e2rnu!
\nFidipide (arujea\u015fti iara)
\nStrepsiade: Arujea ficior arujea, c\u0103 mi sticura\u015f di p\u00e2radz, \u015fi ca vai di mini c\u00e2t am di p\u00e2lteari!
\nFidipide: Tate \u0163i hii ah\u00e2ntu niurat \u015fi nu \u0163-afli loclu tut\u00e2 noaptea? Alas\u00e2-mi s-dormu \u015fi mini.
\nStrepsiade: Dorni tini ficior ama tuti aesti borgi pi caplu a t\u0103u va cad\u00e2. B\u00e2namu la hoar\u00e2, h\u00e2rsitu, n\u00e2 ban\u00e2 dultsi picur\u00e2reasc\u00e2, aveam di tuti \u015fi mi-nsuraiu. Mini picurar, luai un\u00e2-nveast\u00e2 ditu c\u00e2s\u00e2b\u0103, pirifan\u00e2 cu n\u0103rli-ndzean\u00e2. Dzuua di numt\u00e2 \u015fideam ninga ea la meas\u00e2, an\u2019iurdzeam a l\u00e2n\u00e2, \u015fi soi di soi di n\u2019iurizmi di ca\u015f. Ea an\u2019iurdzea a b\u00e2\u015feri, n\u2019iurizmi di lilici, avu\u0163\u00e2li \u015fi nu pot ta s-dz\u00e2c c\u0103 \u015fidea \u015fi-nu lucra…lucra… lucra s-mi chear\u00e2 mini… Avum ficiorlu aist \u015fi c\u00e2nd lipsea s\u00e2-li b\u00e2g\u0103m numa ahurhim s-n\u00e2 anc\u00e2cem. Ea vrea s\u00e2-li dz\u00e2\u0163em ca pap-su, mini vream ca paplu, Fidonide. P\u00e2n tu soni \u00e2li dz\u00e2sim Fidipide. Ama nu \u015ftiu di-iu tu dra\u0163 lu-agudi aest\u00e2 l\u00e2ndzidzari a cailor \u0163i-ni cheari tu\u0163 pradzli, \u0163i nu-ni alas\u00e2 p\u00e2r\u0103 tu gepi.
\nStrepsiade: Ai, ficiorlu a meu, ai niclu al tati, scoal-ti.
\nFidipide: \u0162i tate, \u0163i s-fa\u0163i?
\nStrepsiade: Ai s-ti ba\u015fu ficiorlu al tati \u015fi yinu s-\u0163\u00e2 dz\u00e2c \u0163iva.
\nFidipide: \u0162i vrei tate?
\nStrepsiade: Ia dz\u00e2 l\u0103i ficior, lu vrei tat\u00e2-tu?
\nFidipide: E.
\nStrepsiade: Maca dealihea mi vrei ditu tut\u00e2 inima, voi ta s\u00e2-ni fa\u0163 vrearea.
\nFidipide: \u0162i vreari?
\nStrepsiade: S-\u0163\u00e2 al\u00e2xe\u015fti purtaticlu \u015fi tut\u00e2 bana ta di p\u00e2n\u00e2 tora \u015fi s-nedz s-anve\u0163 carti.
\nFidipide: E, ghini! Dimand\u00e2!
\nStrepsiade: Du-ti, ti pl\u00e2c\u00e2rsesc, du-ti s-anve\u0163 carti tu-aplic\u00e2toarea a mult anvi\u0163a\u0163lor mintimeni.
\nFidipide: Em tate, tsi vrei s-anve\u0163 mini aclo?
\nStrepsiade: S\u00e2 spuni c\u0103 la el\u2019i sunt dau\u00e2 luyii di metodi di argumentari. Un\u00e2 s\u00e2n\u00e2toas\u00e2, alt\u00e2 ma slab\u00e2. Ma\u015f c\u0103 a\u0163ea ma slaba easti ma s\u00e2n\u00e2toas\u00e2 c\u00e2ndu easti zborlu ta s-andrup\u0103\u015fti luyurii str\u00e2mbi. A\u015fi c\u0103 f\u0103-ni haraua s-anve\u0163 luyuria cama str\u00e2mb\u00e2 ta s-ascap di borgea tu cari tini mi ahundusi\u015fi.
\nFidipide: Nu s-poati, \u0163i mini hiu ca agiunj-li a\u0163ei di aclo?
\nStrepsiade: E, maca-i a\u015fi\u0163i nu mata m\u00e2ca\u0163 p\u00e2ni di la mini, ni\u0163i tini ni\u0163i calu a t\u0103u anh\u00e2matu la caro\u0163\u00e2 \u015fi zverca s-\u0163\u00e2 lei ditu casa meau \u015fi s-nu ti vedu, tu dra\u0163 duti.
\nFidipide: Va s-fug la lal\u00e2niu, nu va mi alas\u00e2 f\u00e2r\u00e2 cal\u2019i, \u015fi di tini nu mata voi s-avdu.
\nStrepsiade: E ghini maca-i a\u015fi\u0163i, nu mi alas mini cu un\u00e2 cu dau\u00e2, mi duc mini tu casa mintiminilei ta s\u00e2-ni da \u015fi a nia minti. (iasi)
\n(C\u00e2ntec — tibetan monastery,cioar\u00e2 \u015fi cuv\u0103 — bati tu ea)
\nStrepsiade: Hiu Strepsiade al Fido di circumscrip\u0163ia Cicina.
\nDiscipolul: Eei pravd\u0103, \u0163i fa\u0163 ah\u00e2nt\u00e2 leav\u00e2?
\nStrepsiade: Cu l\u2019irtari vin\u2019i \u015fi mini aoa s-mi fac discipol.
\nDiscipolul: Eee, atum\u0163ea lipsea\u015fti ta s-azbur\u00e2m di mistiryiul a ini\u0163ia\u0163ilor. \u015etii tini di m\u0103rli a noastri idei? S-\u0163\u00e2 spun un\u00e2 p\u00e2r\u00e2vulii. Maestrlu a nostru Socrate lu antrib\u0103 un\u00e2 oar\u00e2 un discipol ca c\u00e2ti ciapi suntu tu un\u00e2 jglioat\u0103 c\u00e2ndu ansari un puric. E dipu atum\u0163ea lu-avea chipurat\u00e2 un puric pi un discipol di sufr\u00e2n\u0163eau\u00e2 \u015fi dapoaia ans\u00e2ri pi caplu a maestrului Socrate.
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei cum misur\u0103?
\nDiscipolul: Cu mintiminii. Tuchi un\u00e2 \u0163ear\u00e2 \u015fi deapoaia b\u00e2g\u0103 ciciorli a puriclui tu \u0163ear\u00e2. \u015ei cara deadi di s-ar\u00e2\u0163i \u0163eara puriclu s-vidzu tr-oar\u00e2 cu p\u00e2pu\u0163\u00e2 di \u0163ear\u00e2. Scoasi p\u00e2pu\u0163\u00e2li ditu cicioarli a puriclui \u015fi misur\u0103 c\u00e2t\u00e2 cali ans\u00e2ri puriclu.
\nStrepsiade: Tiii, c\u00e2t\u00e2 mintiminii, c\u00e2t\u00e2 axii!
\nDiscipolul: Tor\u00e2 s-\u0163\u00e2 spun un\u00e2 idei \u015fi cama mari de-al Socrate.
\nStrepsiade: Cari?
\nDiscipolul: Un discipolu lu-antrib\u0103 un\u00e2 oar\u00e2: Abre mu\u015fconl\u2019i ditu gur\u00e2, pi dininti b\u00e2z\u00e2i, ma naca vahi pi din\u00e2poi?\u201d
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei tu problema cu mu\u015fcon\u2019lu \u0163i ap\u00e2nd\u00e2si atum\u0163ea maestrlu?
\nDiscipolul: Dz\u00e2\u0163ea ca dealihea c\u0103 ma\u0163lu a mu\u015fcon\u2019lui easti multu n\u2019ic \u015fi c\u0103 aerlu ca cu greu trea\u0163i pi din\u00e2poi \u015fi tut\u00e2 strimtea\u0163a aest\u00e2 cara da di s-l\u00e2rdzea\u015fti troar\u00e2 din\u00e2poi, \u015fi aest\u00e2 luyurii lu fa\u0163i s-c\u00e2nt\u00e2 ma\u0163lu grosu ca un\u00e2 gaid\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i va s-dz\u00e2c\u00e2 la mu\u015fcon\u2019i ma\u0163lu grosu easti ca un\u00e2 gaid\u00e2. Easti ghini s-u \u0163\u00e2n minti aest\u00e2 luyurii cu ma\u0163lu grosu la mu\u015fcon\u2019i. Voi s-lu ved \u015fi mini aestu Socrate troar\u00e2, nu mata am ar\u00e2vdari, mizi a\u015ftept s-mi fac discipolu a lui. \u015ei ai\u015fti \u0163i fac aoa di suntu ocl\u2019iu-n-tr-ocl\u2019iu.
\nDiscipolul: Mutresc sum loc, caft\u00e2 absolutlu.
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei \u0163i stau a\u015fi cu curlu-ndzean\u00e2?
\nDiscipolul: Anvea\u0163\u00e2 mistiryiulu a astronomiei.
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei aist\u00e2 \u0163i easti?
\nDiscipolul: Aist\u00e2 easti geometria.
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei \u0163i po\u0163 s-fa\u0163 cu aist\u00e2?
\nDiscipolul: Cu ea po\u0163 s-misuri loclu tut.
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i mu\u015fute\u0163 \u00e2n\u2019i dz\u00e2\u0163. \u015ei a\u0163el? Cari-i a\u0163el \u0163i sta ca spindzurat aclo \u00eendzean\u00e2?
\nDiscipolul: I maestrlu.
\nStrepsiade: Maestrlu?
\nDiscipolul: Socrate! Socrate frate! Nu mi avdi.
\nSocrate: \u0162i vrei bre pravd\u0103, muritoare.
\nStrepsiade: Ti pl\u00e2c\u00e2rsesc Socrate s-mi anve\u0163 a\u0163eali lucri ti cari vin\u2019i p\u00e2n\u00e2 aoa.
\nSocrate: \u015ei ti \u0163i vini\u015fi aoa?
\nStrepsiade: Voi s-\u0163\u00e2 hiu discipol, voi s-mi anve\u0163 cum s-azbur\u0103sc ta s-ar\u00e2d lumea \u015fi s-nu dau tru n\u00e2poi p\u00e2radzl\u2019i \u00eemprumuta\u0163.
\nSocrate: \u015ei cum di hii amplin di borgi?
\nStrepsiade: Mi v\u00e2t\u00e2m\u0103 aist\u00e2 l\u00e2ngoari a cailor. Ti pl\u00e2c\u00e2rsescu s-mi anve\u0163 m\u00e2st\u00e2rluchea s-ar\u00e2d oamin\u2019l\u2019i \u015fi s-nu p\u00e2ltescu \u0163iva la can. \u015ei mi sprigiur pi Dumnidz\u0103 c\u0103 i\u0163i va-n\u2019i caf\u0163\u00e2 va \u0163\u00e2 dau.
\nSocrate: Pi \u0163i ti sprigiuri? Pi Dumnidz\u0103? Aht\u0103ri chir\u00e2turi nu trec aoa la noi.
\nStrepsiade: Ma voi pi \u0163i v\u00e2 sprigiura\u0163? Pi absolut? Pi haos?
\nSocrate: Vrei ta s\u00e2 \u015ftii ti-amir\u00e2ril\u2019a \u0163erlui \u015fi ti a\u0163ea \u0163i \u015f-easti absolutlu?
\nStrepsiade: E.
\nSocrate: Maca-i a\u015fi lipsea\u015fti s-azbur\u0103\u015fti cu niorl\u2019i c\u0103 noi a lor n\u00e2 ancl\u2019in\u0103m.
\nStrepsiade: Sigura.
\nSocrate: Vini\u0163 vini\u0163 ma troar\u00e2 niori s\u00e2mtusi\u0163 \u015f-alu\u015ftui om aoa\u0163i tora s\u00e2-l\u2019i spune\u0163, o niori can\u00e2oar\u00e2 nisica\u0163, o niori s\u00e2mtusi\u0163 ma s-mi avdz\u00e2\u0163 gri\u0163.
\nCorlu: reac\u0163ie.
\nSocrate: E, li avdz\u00e2\u015fi cum suschira, tu\u015f canda arujea\u015fti \u0163erlu.
\nStrepsiade: Ti pl\u00e2c\u00e2rsesc Socrate s\u00e2-n\u2019i dz\u00e2\u0163 \u015fi a n\u2019eia cari suntu mulj\u2019erli aesti. Naca suntu strig\u00e2?
\nSocrate: Nu, suntu niorl\u2019i ditu \u0163er, eali sunt v\u00e2siloan\u2019ili \u0163i cum\u00e2ndusescu minciuna, pradzl\u2019i, ar\u00e2derli, zboar\u00e2li uruti, zboar\u00e2li f\u00e2r\u00e2 ar\u015fini.
\nStrepsiade: Ti-a\u0163ea c\u00e2ndu li-avdu \u015fi mini n\u2019i yini s-dz\u00e2c zboar\u00e2 uruti. Voi maca s-poati ta s-li ved dealihea.
\nSocrate: E, mutreali. Nu \u015ftiai c\u0103 suntu zei\u0163i? Ma pistipseai c\u0103 suntu ciudii?
\nStrepsiade: E, minduiam c\u0103 suntu aburi, negur\u00e2, pulbiri di-arau.
\nSocrate: Eali mintesc tu\u0163 tivichel\u2019i, tu\u0163 psef\u0163\u00e2l\u2019i, tu\u0163 furl\u2019i, tu\u0163 chiru\u0163l\u2019i \u015fi el\u2019i l\u00e2 si ancl\u2019in\u00e2 a lor.
\nStrepsiade: Ma maca suntu niori dealihea, maca c\u00e2\u0163e suntu al\u00e2xiti ca nisc\u00e2nti mul\u2019eri di-arad\u00e2. Di c\u00e2ti \u015ftiu mini niorl\u2019i ditu \u0163er nu suntu a\u015fi.
\nSocrate: Niorl\u2019i \u015f-aspun \u0163i prosupu vor.
\nStrepsiade: Ghini vinitu dumni\u0163i niuri\u0163i. Mi-ancl\u2019in a voau\u00e2.
\nCorlu: C\u00e2ntec.
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i bo\u0163 mu\u015fati, \u0163i c\u00e2nti\u0163i ti ciudii.
\nSocrate: E. Ma\u015fi eali suntu a\u0163eali la cari lipsea\u015fti ta s-ti ancl\u2019ini c\u0103 tuti alanti suntu lucri ti \u0163iva \u015fi chir\u00e2turi.
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei dupu cum dz\u00e2\u0163 tini, la Dumnidz\u0103 nu lipsea\u015fti s-n\u00e2 ancl\u2019in\u0103mu.
\nSocrate: Eee Dumnidz\u0103, aesti suntu chir\u00e2turi, Dumnidz\u0103 nu mata easti tu \u0163er.
\nStrepsiade: Cum? \u015e-cari da ploaia?
\nSocrate: Em cum cari da ploaia? Vidzu\u015fi tini s-da ploai candu analtu pi \u0163er nu suntu niori? Da ploai c\u00e2ndu nu easti niurat?
\nStrepsiade: Nu, nu sigura, ghini dz\u00e2\u0163. Mini minduiam c\u0103 \u015fi ploaia yini di la Dumnnidz\u0103. Ma cari bumbuneadz\u00e2 ta s-mi l\u00e2ht\u00e2rescu?
\nSocrate: Tut niorl\u2019i.
\nStrepsiade: Cum niorl\u2019i?
\nSocrate: Em niorl\u2019i c\u00e2ndu suntu amplini di ap\u00e2 \u015fi da di fug pritu \u0163er, s-agudesc un di alantu, pl\u00e2sc\u00e2nesc \u015fi atum\u0163ea avdz\u00e2 cum bumbuneadz\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: Ma nu Dumnidz\u0103 \u00e2l\u2019i pindzi?
\nSocrate: Nu, nu. Absolutlu \u00e2l\u2019i pindzi.
\nStrepsiade: Eee, ahtari lucru nu \u015fteam. H\u00e2bari nu aveam c\u0103 Dumnidz\u0103 nu mata easti tu \u0163er \u015fi c\u0103 tora cum\u00e2nd\u00e2sea\u015fti absolutlu. Ma tut nu-n\u2019i spuse\u015fi cum easti, cum bumbuneadz\u00e2?
\nSocrate: Em nu \u0163\u00e2 spu\u015f? C\u00e2ndu suntu amplini di ap\u00e2 cad un pisti alantu \u015f-pl\u00e2sc\u00e2nesc.
\nStrepsiade: Em cum a\u015fi?
\nSocrate: Mutrea-ncoa. Vahi ti stihisi\u015fi tini s-m\u00e2\u0163 multu ciurb\u0103 \u015fi s-aduche\u015fti tu p\u00e2ntic\u00e2 ca un\u00e2 cutrimburari \u015fi s-avdz\u00e2 cum ma\u0163\u00e2li ahurhescu ta s-fac\u00e2 h\u00e2r-h\u00e2r\u201d.
\nStrepsiade: E, e! Am aduchit\u00e2 \u015fi mini aestu lucru, tu ahurhit\u00e2 u iau peanarga h\u00e2r h\u00e2r h\u00e2r h\u00e2r\u201d \u015fi deapoaia g\u00e2l g\u00e2l g\u00e2l g\u00e2l g\u00e2l g\u00e2l\u201d \u015fi tu soni c\u00e2ndu easti ta s-mi scap, delihea ca un\u00e2 bumbunidzari pl\u00e2sc\u00e2nea\u015fti dip ca niorl\u2019i.
\nSocrate: Minduiati tora, maca tini cu un\u00e2 p\u00e2ntic\u00e2 ah\u00e2tu di n\u2019ic\u00e2 po\u0163 ta s-tradz aht\u0103ri bumbunidz\u0103ri, cum ti ciuduse\u015fti c\u0103 tut \u0163erlu \u0163i easti f\u00e2r\u00e2 dipisit\u00e2 bumbuneadz\u00e2 di ti l\u00e2ht\u00e2rsea\u015fti?
\nStrepsiade: Pistipsesc c\u0103 ai andriptati.
\nCorlu: M\u00e2rate muritor \u0163i vrei ta s-afli a noastr\u00e2 mintiminii, ta s-hii un muritor ma hriosu lipsea\u015fti ta s-\u015fedz ma multu nim\u00e2catu \u015fi atum\u0163ea sigura tu absolut va s-hii dip integrat. E c\u00e2ti v\u00e2r\u00e2oar\u00e2 po\u0163 s-m\u00e2\u0163 urdz\u00e2\u0163 \u015fi \u015fteyi.
\nStrepsiade: Maca-i zborlu s-mi integrez tu absolut va s-m\u00e2c ma\u015f urdz\u00e2\u0163 \u015fi \u015fteyi.
\nSocrate: \u015ei nica \u0163iva lipsea\u015fti: s-ti ancl\u2019in\u2019i ma\u015f a niorilor.
\nStrepsiade: Ma\u015f a lor va mi ancl\u2019in di-aoa \u015fi ninti.
\nCorlu: \u015ei tora s-n\u00e2 spun\u2019i f\u00e2r\u00e2 di alt\u00e2 \u0163i l\u00e2ia\u0163\u00e2 ti adusi aoa la noi.
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i l\u00e2ia\u0163\u00e2, vin\u2019i s-v\u00e2 caftu s-mi-anvi\u0163a\u0163 cum s-ar\u00e2d lumea, \u015fi s\u00e2-n\u2019i spune\u0163 luyuria cum s-adar mul\u0163\u00e2 p\u00e2radz ta s-ascap di a\u0163ei la cari am borgi.
\nCorlu: Va ti anvi\u0163\u0103m noi tora tuti aesti, c\u0103 tora ti ac\u00e2\u0163\u0103m tru m\u00e2n\u2019i.
\nStrepsiade: Di aoa \u015fi ninti f\u00e2\u0163e\u0163 tut \u015fi vre\u0163 cu mini. V\u00e2 dau tru m\u00e2n\u00e2 truplu a meu.
\nCorlu: Ia s-videm tora ca \u0163i soi di om hii.
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\nCorul : Ia, duri giudica\u015fi, ia dizl\u00e2xeati.
\nStrepsiade: C\u00e2\u0163e? Nu feciu \u0163iva.
\nSocrate: A\u015fi easti aoa adetea, ta s-intr\u00e2 tut\u00e2 lumea goal\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: E ma mini….
\nSocrate: Dizl\u00e2xea-ti n\u00e2 oar\u00e2 \u015fi ta\u0163…. (+corlu). Aide h\u00e2rsea-ti c\u0103 tora tu au\u015featicu va s-afli n\u0103ili idiei \u0163i suntu adz\u00e2 la mod\u00e2 \u015fi mistiryiul ali filosofii. Dz\u00e2: Mi-ncl\u2019in a niorilor, mi-nc\u2019in a pradzlor….\u201d
\nStrepsiade: Ma mini nu voi s-anve\u0163 di-aht\u0103ri.
\nSocrate: Ma \u0163i vrei tini?
\nStrepsiade: Luyuria alant\u00e2, cum s-ar\u00e2d oamin\u2019li.
\nSocrate: E ma suntu multi alti lucri \u0163i lipsea\u015fti s-li \u015ftii ninti. Lipsea\u015fti s\u00e2 \u015ftii di pr\u0103vdz\u00e2 cari suntu \u015fi cum suntu, cari suntu di semnu b\u00e2rb\u00e2tescu.
\nStrepsiade: Cum s-nu li \u015ftiu, mutrea: birbeclu, boulu, \u0163aplu \u015fi dapoia c\u00e2nli, leliclu.
\nSocrate: Ia, ia st\u0103i, ia mutrea. Tini la partea mul\u2019ireasc\u00e2 \u00e2l\u2019i dz\u00e2\u0163 ca la partea b\u00e2rb\u00e2tesc\u00e2…lelicu?
\nStrepsiade: Cum?
\nSocrate: E! Tini tut lelicu dz\u00e2\u0163, c\u0103-i mul\u2019eari c\u0103-i b\u00e2rbat.
\nStrepsiade: Dealihea-i ama cum lipsea\u015fti s-dz\u00e2cu?
\nSocrate: Lelic \u015fi lelicoaic\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: aaaa, lelicoaic\u00e2. Multu ghini, tora anvi\u0163ai \u015fi mini \u0163iva. Va s-bag minti tu cupan\u2019i.
\nSocrate: Eeee, mutrea tora n\u00e2poi nu spuse\u015fi cum lipsea\u015fti. Dz\u00e2se\u015fi cupan\u2019i. Spun\u2019i ti ea ca ti un b\u00e2rbat \u015fi easti mul\u2019eari.
\nStrepsiade: Cum u fac b\u00e2rbat?
\nSocrate: Cum nu achic\u00e2se\u015fti. C\u00e2ndu dz\u00e2\u0163 cupan\u2019i tu\u015f canda dz\u00e2\u0163 Yani.
\nStrepsiade: Cum?
\nSocrate: Ti tini un\u00e2 easti. C\u0103 dz\u00e2\u0163 Yani c\u0103 dz\u00e2\u0163 cupan\u2019i.
\nStrepsiade: Abre Yani nu avu ni\u0163i un\u00e2 cupa\u2019i. \u015ei de-aoa \u015fi ninti cum s\u00e2-l\u2019i dz\u00e2c?
\nSocrate: Cup\u00e2n\u2019i\u0163\u00e2. Cum \u00e2l\u2019i dz\u00e2\u0163 la un\u00e2 feat\u00e2 Mari\u0163\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: Cup\u00e2n\u2019i\u0163\u00e2? Easti la feminin Mari\u0163\u00e2?
\nSocrate: E.
\nStrepsiade: Abre alas\u00e2-mi cu cup\u00e2n\u2019i\u0163\u00e2 \u015fi Mari\u0163\u00e2. \u0162\u00e2 dz\u00e2\u015fu, vin\u2019i aoa ti pradz, s-mi anve\u0163 luyuria cum s-ascap di borgi \u015fi s-nu p\u00e2ltescu la v\u00e2rn\u00e2 \u0163iva dip…
\nSocrate: Hai ia-\u0163 zverca di aoa, nu hii bun ti pr\u00e2xeari, nu badz minti ti \u0163iva.
\nStrepsiade: Ma c\u00e2\u0163e Socrate?
\nSocrate: Ti-a\u0163ea c\u0103 badz pi un\u00e2 ureacl\u2019i \u015fi \u0163\u00e2 iasi pi alant\u00e2 tut \u0163i anve\u0163. Ia dz\u00e2 \u0163i ti anvi\u0163ai prota \u015f-prota?
\nStrepsiade: Prota mi anvi\u0163a\u015fi a\u0163ea cu Mari\u0163a-fiti\u0163a.
\nSocrate: S-ti m\u00e2c\u00e2 lucl\u2019i, ia-\u0163 zverca di aoa, c\u0103 hii n\u00e2 pravd\u00e2 \u0163i ag\u00e2r\u015fea\u015fti din\u00e2oar\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: Niori v\u00e2 pl\u00e2c\u00e2rsescu! \u0162i s-fac?
\nCorlu: Bit\u00e2rne noi ti pl\u00e2c\u00e2rsim ma s-ai acas\u00e2 v\u00e2rn\u00e2 ficior gioni s-lu pitre\u0163 aoa s-anvea\u0163\u00e2 tu loclu a t\u0103u.
\nStrepsiade: Am acas\u00e2 un ficior gioni, ama nu para va s-anvea\u0163\u00e2, va mi duc s-lu-aduc.
\nCorlu: Lu-ac\u00e2\u0163\u0103m tru pring\u00e2 \u015fi aist\u00e2 di itia noastr\u00e2, di-aoa\u0163i \u015fi ninti va s-fac\u00e2 tut \u0163i-i dimandz\u00e2 \u015fi s-nu chirem tora furn\u2019ia s\u00e2-l\u2019i lom p\u00e2radzl\u2019i tu\u0163 \u015fi s-n\u00e2 ar\u00e2dem di elu.
\nStrepsiade: Ficior, ficior yinu-ncoa\u0163i, yinu-ncoa\u0163i. Tre\u0163 s-anve\u0163!
\nFidipide: Tate, \u0163i zbur\u0103\u015fti a\u015fi, Dumnidzale \u0163i zboar\u00e2 dz\u00e2\u0163.
\nStrepsiade: Avdz\u00e2 tini, Dumnidzale! \u0162i Dumnidz\u0103 zbur\u0103\u015fti? Nu mata hii cilimean s-pistipse\u015fti aht\u0103ri anguceri cu Dumnidz\u0103. Yina s-\u0163\u00e2 dz\u00e2cu \u0163i anvi\u0163ai.
\nFidipide: Ia dz\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: Deaneavra ti sprigiura\u015fi pi Dumnidz\u0103.
\nFidipide: E. \u015ei?
\nStrepsiade: Eee ficior s\u00e2 \u015ftii c\u0103 Dumnidz\u0103lu a t\u0103u nu mata cum\u00e2nd\u00e2sea\u015fti.
\nFidipide: Atum\u0163ea cari?
\nStrepsiade: Niorl\u2019i. Ei lu deadir\u00e2 \u00eempadi ditu \u0163er pi Dumnidz\u0103.
\nFidipide: \u0162i tivichile\u015fti dz\u00e2\u0163 bre tate. Cari dz\u00e2si a\u015fi?
\nStrepsiade: Dz\u00e2si maestrlu spiritual Socrate \u015fi niorl\u2019i.
\nFidipide: \u015e-tini pistipsi\u015fi tuti gl\u00e2re\u0163li aesti?
\nStrepsiade: Ancl\u2019idi gura s-nu spun\u2019i zboar\u00e2 uruti ti maestru \u015fi ti niori.
\nFidipide: E, \u015fi \u0163i pot s-anve\u0163 mini di la el\u2019i?
\nStrepsiade: Ia mutrea aest\u00e2 aoa\u0163i. Cum \u00e2l\u2019i dz\u00e2\u0163?
\nFidipide: L\u00e2nd\u00e2ru\u015fi.
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei la alantu?
\nFidipide: Tut l\u00e2nd\u00e2ru\u015fi.
\nStrepsiade: Idyea l\u00e2 dz\u00e2\u0163 la dauli? Va \u015fi-ar\u00e2d\u00e2 tut\u00e2 dun\u2019iaua di tini. Aest\u00e2 easti l\u00e2nd\u00e2ru\u015fi mul\u2019iru\u015fi iara alantu easti l\u00e2nd\u00e2roi.
\nFidipide: L\u00e2nd\u00e2roi? \u015ei aest\u00e2 easti mintiminia \u0163i u anvi\u0163a\u015fi aclo?
\nStrepsiade: E, \u015fi multi alti. Ama mini hiu au\u015f \u015fi li ag\u00e2r\u015fescu ayon\u2019ia…. Socrate, ia vin\u2019i, \u0163\u00e2 adu\u015fi ficiorlu.
\nSocrate: Nu para pari axi ta s-anvea\u0163\u00e2 arta ar\u00e2dear\u00e2l\u2019ei \u015fi a zborlui aleptu.
\nStrepsiade: Ti pl\u00e2c\u00e2rsesc s-lu anve\u0163, ama vedz ma multu s-lu anve\u0163 arta a ar\u00e2dear\u00e2l\u2019ei \u015fi nu zboar\u00e2li aleapti.
\nSocrate: Va aleag\u00e2 elu singur \u0163i turlii di anvi\u0163ari va s-va: a\u0163ea cu ndriptati ili a\u0163ea far\u00e2 ndriptati. S-yin\u00e2 ra\u0163ionamentili. (Strepsiade iasi).
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Em tora s-videm ma s-po\u0163 s\u00e2-n\u2019i \u0163\u00e2n\u2019i cheptu.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Va vedz tini tora cum va ti dau di ar\u015fini.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Pi mini? Tini? Ma tini cari hii?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Un argumentu.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: E. Ma a\u0163el slablu.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: \u015ei cu tuti aesti mini va s-an\u00e2chisescu.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Cum?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Pritu ar\u00e2derli \u0163i mini li angucii.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Em, tora di ar\u00e2deri i-amplin\u00e2 lumea ti itia alu\u015ftor glari.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Glari? Nu! Mintimen\u2019i. \u015ei cum va fa\u0163 ta s-an\u00e2chise\u015fti?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Va dz\u00e2c dininti tut \u0163i easti ndreptu.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: \u015ei mini va dz\u00e2c c\u0103 nu-ari andriptati.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Andriptatea easti di la Dumnidz\u0103.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Atum\u0163ea maca easti v\u00e2rn\u00e2 andriptati, iu eara Dumnidz\u0103 c\u00e2ndu Hristolu eara pi cru\u0163i?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Nu \u0163-aru\u015fini s-\u0163\u00e2 hib\u00e2 ar\u015fini s-dz\u00e2\u0163 aht\u0103ri zboar\u00e2 uruti?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Zboar\u00e2 mu\u015fati vahi vrei s-dz\u00e2\u0163.
\nSocrate: Duri v\u00e2 v\u00e2ryitu. Ma ghini easti s-aspune\u0163 \u0163i \u015fti\u0163.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Em, ninti tiniramea tin\u2019isea andriptatea, tin\u2019isea au\u015fl\u2019i, cilimean\u2019li \u015f-tin\u2019isea p\u00e2rin\u0163\u00e2l\u2019i. Tiniramea avea n\u00e2muzi \u015fi nu dz\u00e2\u0163ea zboar\u00e2 psefti.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Aesti suntu chir\u00e2turi ditu eta al pap.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Vahi suntu aesti anvi\u0163\u00e2minti ditu eta al pap ma cu eali acriscu soia noastr\u00e2 pirifan\u00e2. Ma s-hii ascult\u00e2tor va s-ai parti di mu\u015futea\u0163\u00e2, di vreari, di ayapi.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Ma s-ti iei dupu elu va-\u015fi ar\u00e2d\u00e2 tu\u0163 di tini \u015fi va \u0163\u00e2 greasc\u00e2 pu\u0163a ali dadi.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Ma s-ti l\u2019ei dupu mintea alu\u015ftui \u015f-dupu moda di adz\u00e2 va ti ah\u00e2nduse\u015f\u0163\u00e2 tu l\u00e2vu\u015fii, va ti buiuse\u015fti tut\u00e2 dzuua \u015fi va s-aspun\u2019i di lucrurli uruti c\u0103 suntu mu\u015fati \u015fi tuti tabaie\u0163li uruti va s-dz\u00e2\u0163 c\u0103 suntu buni.
\nSocrate: Mu\u015fati zboari, s-videm tora \u0163i va s-ap\u00e2nd\u00e2seasc\u00e2.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Mizi a\u015ftiptam s-i-ap\u00e2nd\u00e2sesc, c\u0103 nu geaba mi cl\u2019eam\u00e2 ra\u0163ionamentlu f\u00e2r\u00e2 andriptati. Mini fui protlu \u0163i avui ideea s-n\u2019i-ar\u00e2du di justi\u0163ie \u015fi di nomuri. Mini \u015ftiu cum pot s-amin\u0163 \u015fi-atum\u0163ea c\u00e2ndu nu ai andriptati.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Em, \u015fi-aestu easti un lucru bun? S-amin\u0163\u00e2 c\u00e2ndu nu ai andriptati?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Sigura, tini dz\u00e2\u0163 c\u0103 tinirl\u2019i s-nu s-duc\u00e2 la gimbu\u015fi. C\u00e2\u0163e s-nu s-duc\u00e2, s-duc\u00e2 si s-h\u00e2rseasc\u00e2. Dapoia dz\u00e2\u0163 c\u0103 tin\u2019ia \u015fi morala suntu un\u00e2 dim\u00e2ndari. Ia dz\u00e2-n\u2019i tini a n\u2019eia cari amint\u0103 \u0163iva ditu moral\u0103 \u015fi cari avu v\u00e2rn\u00e2 h\u00e2iri ditu aist\u00e2? Ascut\u00e2-ni tinire pi noi \u015fi f\u0103 isapi \u0163i h\u00e2iri \u0163\u00e2 adu\u0163i morala \u015fi \u0163i h\u00e2rseri \u0163\u00e2 suntu curmati ti tut\u00e2 bana. Dusir\u00e2 gimbu\u015fli, mul\u2019eri, ficiorl\u2019i, beari, giocuri, turvuieri. \u0162i \u0163u vrei bana f\u00e2r\u00e2 aht\u0103ri lucri? \u015ei deapoaia, vahi s\u00e2 stihisea\u015fti v\u00e2r\u00e2oar\u00e2 s-adari v\u00e2r\u00e2 nifapt\u00e2, ti du\u0163 la alt\u00e2 mul\u2019eari \u015f-ti aca\u0163\u00e2 b\u00e2rba-su-n cas\u00e2. Dusi, ti-astal\u2019i ma s-nu \u015ftii s\u00e2 zbur\u0103\u015fti. Ma s-ti pr\u00e2xescu mini, ar\u00e2dz, fa\u0163 tut \u0163i vrei, \u0163iva nu easti di ar\u015fini, \u015fi c\u00e2ndu va ti aca\u0163\u00e2 b\u00e2rba-su va s-dz\u00e2\u0163 c\u0103 nu f\u00e2\u0163e\u015fi can\u00e2 am\u00e2rtii. Pi Dumnidz\u0103 aruc\u00e2 c\u00e2batea c\u0103 ti fea\u0163i om, muritor \u015fi c\u0103 nu ti \u0163\u00e2ni chealea s-\u0163\u00e2n\u2019i chept c\u00e2nd ai dininti un\u00e2 mul\u2019eari mu\u015fat\u00e2.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: E ma \u015fi c\u00e2ndu nu-lu \u0163\u00e2ni chealea ni\u0163i dinintea a un b\u00e2rbat? Atum\u0163ea \u0163i dz\u00e2\u0163?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Dz\u00e2c c\u0103 s-poati \u015fi ma ar\u0103u \u015fi \u0163u ancl\u2019i\u015fu \u015fi aest\u00e2 oar\u00e2 gura.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: A\u015fi easti.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: E tora s\u00e2-n\u2019i dz\u00e2\u0163 di iu alidzem avoca\u0163l\u2019i?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Ditu a\u0163ei \u0163i suntu aspar\u0163\u00e2.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Em politicienl\u2019i?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Tut ditu a\u0163ei aspar\u0163\u00e2.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: \u015ei so\u0163l\u2019i?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: Tut ditu a\u0163ei aspar\u0163\u00e2.
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: Vedz! Pricuno\u015fti c\u0103 tut \u0163i dz\u00e2\u0163 suntu zboar\u00e2 psefti. Mutrea \u015fi anv\u00e2rliga, tu sal\u00e2 \u0163i vedz?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: \u0162i s-ved, naima mul\u0163\u00e2 aspar\u0163\u00e2. Mea un di el\u2019i lu \u015ftiu di multu, un aclo cu perl\u2019i lundz\u00e2, \u015fi alantu cu veari tu urecl\u2019i….
\nRa\u0163ionamentul nedrept: E, tora \u0163i dz\u00e2\u0163?
\nRa\u0163ionamentul drept: \u0162i s-dz\u00e2c? Ma\u015f aspar\u0163\u00e2. Va s-trec \u015f-mini di partea voastr\u00e2.
\nSocrate: Hai, tora fudzi\u0163 di aoa!
\nStrepsiade: Va s-neg tora la Socrate s-ved ma s-anvi\u0163\u0103 ficiorlu a meu luyuria cu pradzl\u2019i.
\nSocrate: Bun\u00e2 dzuua Strepsiade!
\nStrepsiade: Bun\u00e2 dzuua \u015fi ia vin\u2019i s-ti tin\u2019isesc a\u015fi cum lipsea\u015fti tin\u2019isitu un dascalu ti praxea \u0163i iu d\u00e2de\u015fi a ficiorlui a meu, lu-anvi\u0163a\u015f luyria cu … pradzl\u2019i.
\nSocrate: E, e!
\nStrepsiade: Atum\u0163ea dox\u00e2 a \u0163eia ….. […]
\nSocrate: Di aoa \u015fi ninti va s-amin\u0163 li\u015for i\u0163i va s-vrei tu i\u0163i giudicat\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i cara eara dininti martori atum\u0163ea c\u00e2ndu mi amprumutai?
\nSocrate: Cu ah\u00e2nt ma ghini. Dipu s-hib\u00e2 \u015fi v\u00e2rn\u00e2 n\u2019ii!
\nStrepsiade: Ee, sc\u00e2pai! Di aoa\u0163i \u015fi ninti nu va s-c\u00e2ntu: Am pradz ti dari, am borgi te-a loari.\u201d
\nEee, ficiolru al tati \u0163i ghini-n\u2019i pari c\u0103 ti ved. C\u00e2nd mutresc la tini ca \u0163i soi hii, \u0163i mintimen ti adra\u015fi \u015fi cum va li amin\u0163 tuti giudic\u0103\u0163li.
\nFidipide: Tate nu-ari s-vedz zori di aoa \u015fi ninti.
\nStrepsiade: Va s-ved zori c\u0103 adz\u00e2 easti dzuua veacl\u2019i-noau\u00e2.
\nFidipide: Em cum s-hib\u00e2 un\u00e2 dzuu\u00e2 cum u num\u00e2se\u015fti tini veacl\u2019i-noau\u00e2\u201d?
\nStrepsiade: E! Easti dzuua c\u00e2nd lipsea\u015fti ta s-p\u00e2ltesc taxili ti giudicat\u00e2.
\nFidipide: Em \u0163i zori, pradz arca\u0163 tu vimtu. Cum u iei tut nu s-poati un\u00e2 dzuu\u00e2 s-fac\u00e2 doau\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: Aha, dz\u00e2\u0163 c\u0103 nu s-poati?
\nFidipide: Em cum dapoaia, cum s-poat\u00e2? Em po\u0163 s-pistipse\u015fti c\u0103 un\u00e2 mul\u2019eari poati s-hib\u00e2 \u015fi moa\u015fi \u015fi tutn\u00e2oar\u00e2 un\u00e2 fitic\u00e2?
\nStrepsiade: Cu tuti aesti a\u015fi easti nomlu.
\nFidipide: E, dipu aoa minduiesc c\u0103 nu aduche\u015fti ghini cari easti n\u2019edzlu a nomlui. […]
\nStrepsiade: E bravo. Tiii, h\u00e2rsite Strepsiade tini i\u015fi\u015fi ti aminta\u015fi mintimen ama \u0163i cilimean criscu\u015fi la cheptu. A\u015fi va s-dz\u00e2c\u00e2 di-aoa \u015fi n\u00e2inti tu\u0163 a\u0163ei \u0163i mi \u015ftiu. Va s-creap\u00e2 di inati tu\u0163 so\u0163l\u2019i \u015fi hoara tut\u00e2 c\u00e2ndu va s-vead\u00e2 cum amin\u0163\u00e2 procesili. Ti tin\u2019ia ta va s-tindem tora un\u00e2 meas\u00e2 mari amplin\u00e2 di bune\u0163. (c\u00e2ntic cu beari)
\nStrepsiade: Cari easti aestu?
\nPasias: \u015eti\u0163, easti dzuua veacl\u2019i-noau\u00e2. Ai borgi la mini 1010 liri \u0163i \u0163\u00e2-l\u2019i amprumutai ti calu a\u0163el sur.
\nStrepsiade: Un cal? Avdz\u00e2\u015fi? Un cal? Em \u015ftii tut\u00e2 dun\u2019eaua c\u00e2tu nu voi mini cal\u2019i \u015fi anc\u00e2lar.
\nPasias: \u00c2n\u2019i t\u00e2xi\u015fi \u015fi ti sprigiura\u015fi c\u0103 va n\u2019i dai tru n\u00e2poi.
\nStrepsiade: Atum\u0163ea nu \u015fteam c\u0103 ficiorlu a meu va s-anvea\u0163\u00e2 zboar\u00e2li aesti mintimeni \u015fi luyuria \u0163i l-ancl\u2019idi gura la tu\u0163.
\nPasias: \u015ei te-a\u0163ea vahi tora vrei ta s-dz\u00e2\u0163 c\u0103 nu ai borgi la mini?
\nStrepsiade: Sigura, te-a\u0163ea anvi\u0163\u0103 ah\u00e2nti ficiorlu a meu.
\nPasias: \u015ei ti sprigiuri dinintea al Dumnidz\u0103?
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i Dumnidz\u0103? Cari Dumnidz\u0103? Lu-ascuchi trei ori.
\nPasias: \u015ei ti urutea\u0163a aest\u00e2 \u0163i u dz\u00e2\u0163 nu ti l\u2019a draclu?
\nStrepsiade: Atum\u0163ea va s-ascuchi \u015fasi ori.
\nPasias: O Dumnidzale ditu \u0163er, f\u0103-lu ta s-p\u00e2lteasc\u00e2 urutea\u0163a aist\u00e2 nu \u015fasi ori ma \u015faidz\u0103\u0163 di ori.
\nStrepsiade: Mi fa\u0163 s-ar\u00e2du. Dumnidz\u0103 a t\u0103u nu ari oar\u00e2 ti aht\u0103ri.
\nPasias: Va-n\u2019i dai ma nu-n\u2019i dai pradzl\u2019i?
\nStrepsiade: Ia stai niheam\u00e2. Mutrea-n coa. Dz\u00e2 tora, \u0163i-i aest\u00e2?
\nPasias: Cum \u0163i easti… cupan\u2019i.
\nStrepsiade: Em c\u00e2t tivichel hii. \u015ei vrei s\u00e2-n\u2019i caf\u0163\u00e2 pradzl\u2019i tru n\u00e2poi. V\u00e2roar\u00e2 nu va \u0163\u00e2 p\u00e2ltesc c\u00e2ndu dz\u00e2\u0163 la cup\u00e2n\u2019\u0163\u00e2 c\u0103-i cupan\u2019i.
\nPasias: \u0162i va s-dz\u00e2c\u00e2 nu vrei ta s-p\u00e2lte\u015fti.
\nStrepsiade: Ia-\u0163 zverca di aoa c\u0103 va-\u0163 fr\u00e2ng caplu.
\nAminias: Ca vai di mini! Ca vai di mini!
\nStrepsiade: Ma cari anc\u00e2nea\u015fti aclo?
\nAminias: Mini, un om aguditu di soarti.
\nStrepsiade: Atum\u0163ea arm\u00e2n\u2019i aguditu.
\nAminias: \u0162\u00e2 ar\u00e2dz di mini? Dz\u00e2l\u2019i a ficiorlui a t\u0103u s\u00e2-n\u2019i da pradzl\u2019i n\u00e2poi.
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i pradz?
\nAminias: \u0162i \u0163\u00e2-l\u2019i ded cu amprumut.
\nStrepsiade: Dupu cum ved mini ti agudi taxiratea adz\u00e2.
\nAminias: E, earam anc\u00e2lar cu cal\u2019i \u015fi c\u00e2dzui di-anc\u00e2lar la cursi.
\nStrepsiade: \u015ei \u0163i-\u0163 fudzi mintea a\u015fi\u0163i tu\u015f canda ti cutuvuli pri-mpadi un yumar?
\nAminias: \u00c2-n\u2019i fudzi mintea c\u0103-n\u2019i caftu n\u00e2poi p\u00e2radzl\u2019i a mei?!
\nStrepsiade: Mini dz\u00e2c c\u0103 \u0163\u00e2 fudzi di dip mintea.
\nAminias: Va vedz \u0163i va \u0163\u00e2 fug\u00e2 a \u0163eia mintea c\u00e2ndu va ti dau tu giudicat\u00e2 c\u0103 nu-n\u2019i dai pradzl\u2019i tru n\u00e2poi.
\nStrepsiade: Ia mutrea-ncoa… c\u00e2ndu da ploai minduie\u015f\u0163\u00e2 c\u0103 chic\u00e2 ap\u00e2 noau\u00e2 i easti idyea ap\u00e2 \u0163i soarli u sudzi di aoa ditu locu?
\nAminias: H\u00e2bari lai nu-am \u0163i ap\u00e2 dz\u00e2\u0163 \u015fi nu ved zori ti aest\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: Em tini nu \u015ftii \u0163i s-stihisea\u015fti-n \u0163er \u015fi vrei s-ai pradzl\u2019i aoa pi loc?
\nAminias: Em cafi dzuu\u00e2 \u015fi cafi mesu pradz\u2019li cresc c\u0103 trea\u0163i chirolu? […]
\nStrepsiade: Em tini pistipse\u015f\u0163\u00e2 c\u0103 amarea adz\u00e2 easti ma amplin\u00e2 di eara cu un mes ma ninti?
\nAminias: Nu, c\u0103 amarea nu acrea\u015fti cafi dzuu\u00e2.
\nStrepsiade: Maca easti a\u015fi zminare \u015fi amarea nu acrea\u015fti \u0163i cara c\u0103 s-vears\u00e2 tu ea ar\u00e2uri, cum vrei tini s-acreasc\u00e2 pradzl\u2019i a t\u0103i? Vrei s-mi dai tu giudicat\u00e2? Ia-\u0163 zverca di aoa! (ia un ciumagu). Hai cal di cursi, tre\u0163 la trap c\u0103 tora ti an\u0163ap sum coad\u00e2!
\nCorlu: Aist\u00e2 \u015f-easti ma s-li vrei ar\u00e2derli. Aist\u00e2 \u015f-easti ma s\u00e2-l\u2019i vrei ma\u015f pradzl\u2019i. Di vrerea lor aistu lai au\u015f nu va \u015f-p\u00e2leasc\u00e2 borgea \u0163i \u015f-u ari, ma va s\u00e2 stihieasc\u00e2 un\u00e2 dzuu\u00e2 c\u00e2nd hil\u2019ilu a lui ah\u00e2nt pr\u00e2xitu ma gihini vrea s-eara un mutu.
\nStrepsiade: Ai ficiorlu al tati canta-ni \u0163iva \u015f-tini?
\nFidipidei: Ti s-\u0163\u00e2 c\u00e2ntu la meas\u00e2 tu\u015f canda hiu ceatrafiru?Candu vrei tini?
\nStrepsiade: Lu ba\u0163 pi tati a t\u0103u?
\nFidipide: E tate! E \u015fi pot dinintea al Dumnidz\u0103 s\u00e2 spun c\u0103 am andriptati ta s-ti bat.
\nStrepsiade: Nu \u0163-ar\u015fini, yumar f\u00e2r\u00e2 ar\u015fini! Cum poati un ficior \u015f-bat\u00e2 tat\u00e2-su cu andriptati?
\nStrepsiade: Mini vrui s-li anve\u0163 aesti ti luyuria cu… pradz\u2019li, nu s-mi c\u00e2ndise\u015fti mini c\u0103 easti mu\u015fat s-lu ba\u0163 tat\u00e2-tu.
\nCorlu: E tora s-ti videm m\u00e2rat au\u015f cum po\u0163 ta s\u00e2-l\u2019i \u0163\u00e2n\u2019i cheptu alu\u015ftui om plin di curayiu \u015fi f\u00e2r\u00e2 di ar\u015fini.
\nStrepsiade: Nu \u0163\u00e2-l\u2019i ar\u015fini, mini cari ti criscui \u015fi cum greai \u0163iva cum \u0163\u00e2 d\u00e2deam, cum greai ti ap\u00e2 \u0163\u00e2 d\u00e2deam ap\u00e2, cum greai papa mini \u0163\u00e2 d\u00e2deam s-m\u00e2\u0163, ni\u0163i nu di\u015fcl\u2019ideai gura s-dz\u00e2\u0163 caca\u201d c\u0103 mini ti b\u00e2gam pi oli\u0163\u00e2. \u015ei tora tini s-mi sco\u0163 nafoar\u00e2 ditu cas\u00e2?
\nCorlu: Em tora s-ti videm ficior pri iu va u sco\u0163 c\u00e2mea\u015fa.
\nFidipide: Eee, \u0163i mu\u015fat easti s-hii ac\u00e2\u0163atu cu lucri n\u0103i, s-mutre\u015fti cu n\u0103rli ndzean\u00e2 la tu\u0163 alan\u0163\u00e2 oamin\u2019i. Mini c\u00e2ndu earam ac\u00e2\u0163at cu cal\u2019i \u015fi cu cursili nu puteam s-dz\u00e2c trei zboar\u00e2, tora u am gura foartic\u00e2, lu \u015fu\u0163 \u015fi lu a\u015fu\u0163 omlu cum voi mini \u015fi pot ta s-demonstrez c\u0103 easti andreptu s-lu ba\u0163 \u015fi pi tat\u00e2-tu.
\nStrepsiade: Dumnidzale! Ma ghini aca\u0163\u00e2-ti iara di cal\u2019i \u015fi di cursi ma\u015f s-nu m\u00e2c ah\u00e2nt\u00e2 p\u00e2rjin\u00e2.
\nFidipide: C\u00e2ndu earam n\u2019ic nu mi b\u00e2teai?
\nStrepsiade: E, ti ghinili a t\u0103u. Ti gailelu \u0163i \u0163-lu purtam.
\nFidipide: E ama nu easti anreptu tu arada mea s-am \u015fi mini ang\u00e2tan ti tini \u015fi s-ti batu? Maca ta s-ai ang\u00e2tan va s\u00e2 spun\u00e2 c\u0103 lipsea\u015fti s-mi ba\u0163. C\u00e2\u0163e truplu a t\u0103u s-nu m\u00e2c\u00e2 p\u00e2rjin\u00e2 \u015fi a meu s-m\u00e2c\u00e2? \u015etiu, va-n\u2019i dz\u00e2\u0163 c\u0103 a\u015fi lipsea\u015fti adrat cu cilimeanlu. \u015ei c\u00e2\u0163e tat\u00e2-su s-nu pat\u00e2 idyea?
\nStrepsiade: Ma nomlu nu dz\u00e2\u0163i iuva c\u0103 un hil\u2019iu poati s-lu bat\u00e2 tat\u00e2-su.
\nFidipide: E, ma a\u0163el cari adr\u0103 nomlu nu easti un om cum him noi? \u015ei nu tut pritu zboar\u00e2-l\u2019i fea\u0163i pi str\u00e2pachil\u2019i a no\u015ftri ta s-ia aistu nom? E atum\u0163ea c\u00e2\u0163e s-nu fac \u015fi mini ahurhinda di adz\u00e2 un nom n\u0103u, s-dau izin\u2019i la ficiori s\u00e2-\u015fi bat\u00e2 p\u00e2rin\u0163\u00e2l\u2019i. Ia mutrea la c\u00e2co\u0163 \u015fi la alti pr\u0103vdz\u00e2, \u015fi el\u2019i \u015f-bat p\u00e2rin\u0163\u00e2l\u2019i.
\nStrepsiade: Maca \u0163\u00e2 pari c\u0103 him idyea cu c\u00e2co\u0163l\u2019i c\u00e2\u0163e nu m\u00e2\u0163 \u015fi tini ca el\u2019i balig\u00e2 \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163e nu dorn\u2019i pi ciumag?
\nFidipide: Nu easti idyea. Ni\u0163i maestrlu Socrate nu aproachi aest\u00e2 idee.
\nStrepsiade: Atum\u0163ea nu mi bati c\u0103 va yin\u00e2 dzuua c\u00e2ndu va \u0163\u00e2 par\u00e2 ar\u0103u.
\nFidipide: C\u00e2\u0163e?
\nStrepsiade: Ti-a\u0163ea c\u0103 andreptlu a meu ta s-ti bat mini tini, va-lu ai \u015fi tini c\u00e2ndu va s-ai un ficior.
\nFidipide: \u015ei ma s-nu am va s\u00e2 spun\u00e2 c\u0103 m\u00e2cai b\u00e2tichi geaba?!
\nStrepsiade: Mini pistipsesc, duru\u0163 fra\u0163 di ilichia meau, c\u0103 elu zbur\u00e2 cu andriptati. A\u015fi easti, easti andreptu, c\u00e2ndu him c\u00e2bati s-him v\u00e2ryi\u0163.
\nFidipide: \u0162i dz\u00e2\u0163 maca, cu giudicata a\u0163ea cu str\u00e2mb\u00e2tati, pot s-\u0163\u00e2 aspun c\u0103 easti andreptu s-u ba\u0163 \u015fi pi dada a tau.
\nStrepsiade: Ma s-fa\u0163 \u015fi aist\u00e2 luplu s-ti m\u00e2c\u00e2, s-ti aru\u0163 tu ar\u00e2u cu tut cu Socrate \u015fi cu a lui str\u00e2mb\u00e2 giudicat\u00e2. O! Niori! Voi hi\u0163 furn\u2019ia ti cari agium\u015fu iu agium\u015fu.
\nCorlu: Nu, tini hii furn\u2019ia di tuti c\u00e2ti tradz. C\u0103 tini hii a\u0163el \u0163i-l\u2019i vrei ah\u00e2t di multu pradzl\u2019i \u015fi ar\u00e2derli.
\nStrepsiade: C\u00e2\u0163e nu dz\u00e2situ ditu ahurhit\u00e2 \u015fi mintitu un om m\u00e2ratu di la hoar\u00e2, un au\u015f chirutu.
\nCorlu: Noi a\u015fi adr\u0103m cu tu\u0163 a\u0163ei \u0163i-l\u2019i vor multu pradzl\u2019i. \u00c2-l\u2019i pindzem tu am\u00e2rtii ca omlu singur s-anvea\u0163\u00e2 c\u0103 bana lipsea\u015fti tricut\u00e2 cu frica di Dumnidz\u0103.
\nStrepsiade: Ca vai di mini niori! Andreptu \u015fi dealihea easti tu\u0163 \u0163i dz\u00e2\u0163e\u0163. Lipsea\u015fti s-dau n\u00e2poi pradzl\u2019i \u0163i-l\u2019i amprumutai. E, tora-n\u2019i vini mintea. Hai s-lu v\u00e2t\u00e2m\u0103m maestrlu Socrate \u015fi discipolii. C\u0103 el\u2019i n\u00e2 ar\u00e2sir\u00e2 mini \u015fi tini.
\nFidipide: E, ma mini nu voi.
\nStrepsiade: E, e tin\u2019isea ma\u015f Dumnidz\u0103, c\u0103 elu easti Dumnidz\u0103 tati.
\nFidipide: Dz\u00e2se\u015fi Dumnidz\u0103, tu\u015f canda ari Dumnidz\u0103 \u00een \u0163er. Aesti suntu chir\u00e2turi. Absolutlu, niorl\u2019i, ma\u015f el\u2019i dumnesc di c\u00e2ndu Dumnidz\u0103 fudzi ditu \u0163er.
\nStrepsiade: Nu fudzi ditu \u0163er Dumnidz\u0103. \u015ei mini pistipseam ca tini alt\u00e2 oar\u00e2.
\nFidipide: Alas\u00e2-mi cu chir\u00e2turli a tali. (iasi)
\nStrepsiade: \u0162i am\u00e2rtii s-mi aleapid di Dumnidz\u0103 cum mi anvi\u0163\u0103 Socrate. O! Dumnidzale nu ti anvirineadz\u00e2 pi mini, l\u2019eart\u00e2-mi c\u0103 mi mintir\u00e2 niorl\u2019i cu b\u00e2ndurarea lor. Va l\u00e2 dau foc, va l\u00e2 aspun mini a loru! \u0162i v\u00e2 ac\u00e2\u0163at s-v\u00e2 ar\u00e2de\u0163 di Dumnidz\u0103, s-c\u00e2rti\u0163 luna ditu \u0163er. Ah! Doamne! Agudeai ti tuti urute\u0163li \u0163i li fea\u0163ir\u00e2 \u015fi ma multu ti a\u0163ea c\u0103 avur\u00e2 curayiu s-ar\u00e2d\u00e2 di tini Doamne.
\nRegizorlu: Lirtari ca na agiucam cu aistu aush aoati tora seara…
\nMa Doamne na si pari ca ni agarsisi aoa…
\nTi s-easti omlu Doamne?
\nUn scret di os cu screta di madua si sandzi !
\nVidet ca nu putem ta sa scapam di screta di yiliceari a malmalei
\nVidet ca nu putem ta sa scapam di sctreta di yiliceari a pradzalor…
\nPoarta omlu bana tuta ca furniga nipututa
\nshi tsi va s-lia cu el candu moari ?
\nDaua scanduri trei pironi
\nIsta-i tuta avearea lui dit soni!
\nNoi Doamne ti caftam tas canda nu va s-ti aflam Varnaoara,
\nma Tini hii aoa cu noi si vahi na dai lirtari cu u fatseshi si altaoara!
\nCandu i zborlu ti paradz tuts him di idyea relighie !(Voltaire)
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